I can be long or short, but I am always in a hurry. What am I?
Category: Funny · Difficulty: medium
Hint: Think of something that often waits for you.
Answer
A line
Explanation
A line can be long or short and is often described as being in a hurry when people are waiting impatiently.
This is a medium funny riddle — a moderate challenge for most people. The answer is A line.
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