I can make a crunching sound, but I'm not alive. You might dip me, but I'm not a fruit. What am I?
Category: Funny · Difficulty: expert
Hint: Consider a crunchy treat often served with dips.
Answer
A potato chip
Explanation
A potato chip is crunchy and commonly enjoyed with dips.
This is a expert funny riddle — one of the harder riddles here. The answer is A potato chip.
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