What did one coffee say to the other coffee at the bar?
Category: Funny · Difficulty: hard
Hint: Think about what coffee might do if it were personified.
Answer
Espresso yourself!
Explanation
This riddle uses a pun on 'express yourself' with 'espresso'.
This is a hard funny riddle — a tricky one that takes a little thought. The answer is Espresso yourself!.
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