What did the boy say when he saw a sneeze?
Category: Funny · Difficulty: easy
Hint: Think about sneezing at dinner.
Answer
What a surprise, but why are you on my meal?
Explanation
The joke is absurd since sneezes don’t end up on plates, creating humor.
This is an easy funny riddle — a good one for children and beginners. The answer is What a surprise, but why are you on my meal?.
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