What did the calendar say to the wall?
Category: Wordplay · Difficulty: easy
Hint: Think about what calendars keep track of.
Answer
I’ve got dates!
Explanation
The pun here is on 'dates' referring to both calendar dates and social outings.
This is an easy wordplay riddle — a good one for children and beginners. The answer is I’ve got dates!.
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