What did the calendar say to the year when it got too old?
Category: Funny · Difficulty: easy
Hint: Consider how time is measured.
Answer
I'm approaching my final days.
Explanation
The answer plays on the double meaning of 'days' as both time periods and a pun on 'retirement' suggesting the end of a calendar's usefulness.
This is an easy funny riddle — a good one for children and beginners. The answer is I'm approaching my final days..
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