What did the calendar say when it was accused of being sneaky?
Category: Funny · Difficulty: easy
Hint: Consider how calendars keep track of time.
Answer
I’m just taking it one day at a time.
Explanation
The phrase ‘one day at a time’ humorously suggests a calendar’s purpose while implying sneakiness.
This is an easy funny riddle — a good one for children and beginners. The answer is I’m just taking it one day at a time..
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