What did the clown say when he lost his job? I'm just trying to get my act together!
Category: Funny · Difficulty: easy
Hint: Consider how clowns manage their performances
Answer
I need to juggle my options
Explanation
The phrase 'juggling options' plays on both the literal act of juggling and making choices in life.
This is an easy funny riddle — a good one for children and beginners. The answer is I need to juggle my options.
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