What did the eggplant say to the chef?
Category: Funny · Difficulty: easy
Hint: Think about how eggplants are perceived in cooking.
Answer
Egg-cuse me, can I get some respect?
Explanation
The humor comes from the pun 'egg-cuse' sounding like 'excuse', relating to the need for respect.
This is an easy funny riddle — a good one for children and beginners. The answer is Egg-cuse me, can I get some respect?.
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