What did the fish say to the barber?
Category: Funny · Difficulty: easy
Hint: Think about what haircuts and fish have in common.
Answer
You really know how to scale back!
Explanation
The humor is in the pun around 'scale' relating to fish and reducing hair length.
This is an easy funny riddle — a good one for children and beginners. The answer is You really know how to scale back!.
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