What did the ninja say when he was asked to play cards?
Category: Wordplay · Difficulty: easy
Hint: Consider the ninja’s skill set.
Answer
I can’t, I’m too stealthy
Explanation
The pun lies in the word 'stealthy' suggesting a ninja's secretive nature and inability to play openly.
This is an easy wordplay riddle — a good one for children and beginners. The answer is I can’t, I’m too stealthy.
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