What did the pirate say when he turned 80?
Category: Funny · Difficulty: easy
Hint: Think about how pirates express age.
Answer
Aye matey, I'm eighty!
Explanation
The pun is on 'Aye matey' sounding like 'I'm eighty', playing with pirate lingo.
This is an easy funny riddle — a good one for children and beginners. The answer is Aye matey, I'm eighty!.
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