What did the potato say to the chef? 'I can't wait to be mashed!'
Category: Funny · Difficulty: easy
Hint: Consider the fate of potatoes in a kitchen.
Answer
I'm excited to be mashed.
Explanation
The riddle plays with the idea of potatoes 'wanting' to be prepared in a humorous way.
This is an easy funny riddle — a good one for children and beginners. The answer is I'm excited to be mashed..
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