What did the ruler say to the pencil?
Category: Wordplay · Difficulty: easy
Hint: Think about how rulers are used in relation to length.
Answer
I share your sharpness
Explanation
'Measure up' is a pun about both measuring length and matching up in value.
This is an easy wordplay riddle — a good one for children and beginners. The answer is I share your sharpness.
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