What do you call a baker who is always late?
Category: Funny · Difficulty: easy
Hint: Think of bread-making terms and how they relate to time.
Answer
A kneadlessly tardy
Explanation
The pun 'kneadlessly' combines 'knead' with 'needless' to suggest lateness.
This is an easy funny riddle — a good one for children and beginners. The answer is A kneadlessly tardy.
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