What do you call a potato that is never late?
Category: Funny · Difficulty: easy
Hint: Think about a word that means timely and can relate to potatoes.
Answer
A punctual tuber!
Explanation
'Punctual tuber' plays on 'punctual' and 'tuber', creating a funny image of a timely potato.
This is an easy funny riddle — a good one for children and beginners. The answer is A punctual tuber!.
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