What does a calendar say when it’s feeling down?
Category: Wordplay · Difficulty: hard
Hint: Consider how calendars keep track of important days.
Answer
I have too many dates to manage
Explanation
The riddle uses the double meaning of 'dates' referring to both calendar days and social outings.
This is a hard wordplay riddle — a tricky one that takes a little thought. The answer is I have too many dates to manage.
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