What type of person doesn’t like pizza?
Category: Funny · Difficulty: easy
Hint: Think about pizza types.
Answer
A weir-dough
Explanation
The joke plays on 'weirdo' mixing with 'dough' which is used to make pizza.
This is an easy funny riddle — a good one for children and beginners. The answer is A weir-dough.
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