Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?
Category: Funny · Difficulty: easy
Hint: Think about what astronauts do in space.
Answer
He needed space
Explanation
The humor comes from 'space' referring to both outer space and personal space.
This is an easy funny riddle — a good one for children and beginners. The answer is He needed space.
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