Why did the cactus avoid eye contact at the party?
Category: Funny · Difficulty: easy
Hint: Think about the physical traits of a cactus.
Answer
It was afraid of getting poked!
Explanation
The humor comes from the literal interpretation of 'poked' and the cactus's spines.
This is an easy funny riddle — a good one for children and beginners. The answer is It was afraid of getting poked!.
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