Why did the cactus refuse to play cards?
Category: Funny · Difficulty: easy
Hint: Consider the nature of cacti.
Answer
Because it was afraid of getting pricked
Explanation
The pun plays on 'pricked' relating to the cactus's spines and losing in cards.
This is an easy funny riddle — a good one for children and beginners. The answer is Because it was afraid of getting pricked.
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