Why did the calendar always seem so happy?
Category: Funny · Difficulty: easy
Hint: Think about how calendars keep track of time.
Answer
It had plenty of events to enjoy.
Explanation
The humor is in the play on 'dates,' which can refer to social outings or calendar days, giving the calendar a joyful persona.
This is an easy funny riddle — a good one for children and beginners. The answer is It had plenty of events to enjoy..
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