Why did the cheese refuse to play cards?
Category: Funny · Difficulty: easy
Hint: Consider the nature of cheese.
Answer
It was afraid of getting sliced
Explanation
The joke relates to 'sliced' as both a card reference and a cheese preparation method.
This is an easy funny riddle — a good one for children and beginners. The answer is It was afraid of getting sliced.
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