Why did the coffee file a police report?
Category: Funny · Difficulty: easy
Hint: Think about what happens to coffee in a cup
Answer
It was assaulted
Explanation
The word 'mugged' refers to both being robbed and a coffee mug.
This is an easy funny riddle — a good one for children and beginners. The answer is It was assaulted.
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