Why did the egg sit on the couch?
Category: Funny · Difficulty: easy
Hint: Think about what might happen if an egg cracks!
Answer
It wanted to take a break and not crack up
Explanation
The phrase 'crack up' is a pun on both laughing and eggs breaking.
This is an easy funny riddle — a good one for children and beginners. The answer is It wanted to take a break and not crack up.
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