Why did the farmer plant his money?
Category: Funny · Difficulty: easy
Hint: Consider what happens when money is 'grown'.
Answer
He wanted to grow a profitable return.
Explanation
The joke revolves around the term 'cash crop' which refers to plants sold for profit, punning on growing money.
This is an easy funny riddle — a good one for children and beginners. The answer is He wanted to grow a profitable return..
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