Why did the librarian get kicked out of the library? He couldn't keep his voice down, but he also wanted to hear the latest gossip.
Category: Funny · Difficulty: easy
Hint: Think about the typical behavior expected in a library
Answer
He was too loud for his own good
Explanation
The humor comes from the juxtaposition of a librarian's role and their disruptive behavior.
This is an easy funny riddle — a good one for children and beginners. The answer is He was too loud for his own good.
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