Why did the mathematician break up with the calculator?
Category: Funny · Difficulty: easy
Hint: Think about trust issues in relationships.
Answer
It was unreliable
Explanation
The humor lies in 'count on' as a play on reliability.
This is an easy funny riddle — a good one for children and beginners. The answer is It was unreliable.
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