Why did the pencil feel so dull?
Category: Funny · Difficulty: easy
Hint: Consider what makes a pencil useful.
Answer
It engaged in too many pointless debates.
Explanation
The humor comes from 'pointless' as both lacking a sharp tip and lacking substance in conversation.
This is an easy funny riddle — a good one for children and beginners. The answer is It engaged in too many pointless debates..
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