Why did the pencil start a band?
Category: Funny · Difficulty: easy
Hint: Think about what a pencil does best.
Answer
It wanted to draw a crowd!
Explanation
The pun is on 'draw' meaning to attract and the literal action of a pencil.
This is an easy funny riddle — a good one for children and beginners. The answer is It wanted to draw a crowd!.
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