Why did the potato get kicked off the dance floor?
Category: Funny · Difficulty: easy
Hint: Think about how potatoes might feel about their dance skills
Answer
It was too mashed to keep up.
Explanation
The humor lies in 'mashed' referring to both being bruised and a type of potato dish.
This is an easy funny riddle — a good one for children and beginners. The answer is It was too mashed to keep up..
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