Why did the tortoise break up with his girlfriend?
Category: Funny · Difficulty: easy
Hint: Consider how tortoises are known for their pace.
Answer
She wanted to move on quickly
Explanation
The riddle plays on the tortoise's slow nature contrasted with the idea of a partner who is always in a hurry.
This is an easy funny riddle — a good one for children and beginners. The answer is She wanted to move on quickly.
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