Why did the tortoise bring a suitcase to the race?
Category: Funny · Difficulty: easy
Hint: Think about something 'slow' that a tortoise might want.
Answer
He wanted to pack a slow lunch!
Explanation
The answer plays on 'slow lunch' as a pun relating to the tortoise’s speed.
This is an easy funny riddle — a good one for children and beginners. The answer is He wanted to pack a slow lunch!.
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