Why did the vampire always forget his keys? He kept losing track of his 'fang-tastic' life!
Category: Funny · Difficulty: easy
Hint: Think about how a vampire's life might be chaotic.
Answer
He was too busy biting off more than he could chew
Explanation
The phrase 'biting off more than he could chew' combines vampire humor with a common saying.
This is an easy funny riddle — a good one for children and beginners. The answer is He was too busy biting off more than he could chew.
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