Why did the vampire get a job at the comedy club?
Category: Funny · Difficulty: easy
Hint: Consider what makes a vampire special
Answer
He heard they needed a little bit of bite
Explanation
The humor derives from 'bite' referring both to the vampire's nature and a desire to add punch to jokes.
This is an easy funny riddle — a good one for children and beginners. The answer is He heard they needed a little bit of bite.
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