Why did the vegetarian vampire refuse to bite anyone?
Category: Funny · Difficulty: easy
Hint: Think about the vampire's traditional diet with a twist.
Answer
It couldn’t find any good bloodsuckers
Explanation
The humor comes from the absurdity of a vampire being vegetarian and the play on 'bloodsucker.'
This is an easy funny riddle — a good one for children and beginners. The answer is It couldn’t find any good bloodsuckers.
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