Why didn't the cookie go to the gym? Was it too crumby, too sweet, or did it just crumble under pressure?
Category: Funny · Difficulty: expert
Hint: Consider what happens to cookies in the oven
Answer
It was afraid of getting baked
Explanation
The pun here is on 'baked', referring to both cooking and the fear of getting too fit.
This is a expert funny riddle — one of the harder riddles here. The answer is It was afraid of getting baked.
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