Why don't beans ever start a fight?
Category: Funny · Difficulty: hard
Hint: Think about how beans are prepared.
Answer
They prefer to stay grounded
Explanation
The pun comes from 'roasted' as both a cooking method and a term for being insulted in a fight.
This is a hard funny riddle — a tricky one that takes a little thought. The answer is They prefer to stay grounded.
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