Why don't cows ever have any money? Because the farmers milk them dry!
Category: Funny · Difficulty: medium
Hint: Think about farming and money.
Answer
Farmers keep all their earnings
Explanation
The humor comes from the pun on 'milking' referring both to extracting milk and exploiting resources.
This is a medium funny riddle — a moderate challenge for most people. The answer is Farmers keep all their earnings.
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