Why don't goldfish ever tell secrets?
Category: Funny · Difficulty: expert
Hint: Consider the memory of a goldfish.
Answer
Because they always forget them!
Explanation
The humor comes from the stereotype that goldfish have very short memory spans.
This is a expert funny riddle — one of the harder riddles here. The answer is Because they always forget them!.
More Funny riddles
- What did the cookie do at the gym?
- What do you call a magician who loses his magic?
- Why did the chef go back in time?
- What do you call two bananas on the road?
- Why was the potato so bad at playing hide and seek?
- What do penguins wear to the beach?
- Why was the umbrella always late?
- Why did the bear sit on the marshmallow?