Why don’t tortoises use smartphones?
Category: Funny · Difficulty: hard
Hint: Consider how speed affects technology use.
Answer
They can't handle the fast apps
Explanation
The pun hinges on 'fast apps' contrasting with the slow nature of tortoises.
This is a hard funny riddle — a tricky one that takes a little thought. The answer is They can't handle the fast apps.
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