Why was the tortoise late to the party?
Category: Funny · Difficulty: easy
Hint: Think about what tortoises carry with them.
Answer
Because it couldn't shell-ibrate on time
Explanation
The pun plays on 'shell-ibrate' as a mix of 'celebrate' and the tortoise's shell.
This is an easy funny riddle — a good one for children and beginners. The answer is Because it couldn't shell-ibrate on time.
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