Why won't bread play football?
Category: Funny · Difficulty: easy
Hint: Think about what happens to bread in a toaster.
Answer
It always gets toasted
Explanation
The humor lies in 'toasted' as both a cooking method and being overly excited.
This is an easy funny riddle — a good one for children and beginners. The answer is It always gets toasted.
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