Why did the book sleep all day?
Category: Funny · Difficulty: easy
Hint: Consider what books do when they aren't read.
Answer
It was feeling a little shelf-conscious
Explanation
The pun is on 'shelf-conscious', a play on 'self-conscious' regarding its placement.
This is an easy funny riddle — a good one for children and beginners. The answer is It was feeling a little shelf-conscious.
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