Why don’t vampires have any friends on social media?
Category: Funny · Difficulty: expert
Hint: Consider how vampires might react to social interaction
Answer
They can’t handle the 'likes'
Explanation
The joke plays on 'likes' as both social media reactions and vampires’ need for blood, making it funny.
This is a expert funny riddle — one of the harder riddles here. The answer is They can’t handle the 'likes'.
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